Time Warp

A month since my last update, and I'm still trying to figure out how so much can happen in such a short time.

• Got into graduate school.
• Saw undergraduate transcripts from ummm, well, all those years ago - can't remember taking 73% of the classes.
• Taught Dash to call minivans "Big Ass Cars."  Video proof coming soon.
• Ex-husband's girlfriend moved out.
• Ex-husband's new girlfriend showed up for brunch.
• Got winks from RETURNofTHELion, losthair, pro_fit_able, OfficerKrumke, and gentleman_jay.
• losthair augmented his wink with a profound follow-up note - "You are very pretty.  Call me."  Ooh, ooh, yes, please, I can't wait.
• Not.
• Luca learned to swim!!!
• Dash went pee-pee on the potty!!!  And pooped in the woods!!!
• Teenage sister, Gabi, moved in with us to start undergrad at NYU.
• I discovered the joys of having family close.
• And the frustrations of living with a teenager.
• Middle-aged (if my dog year calculations are correct) Westie dog, named Wallace, came to live with us after a stint with my ex-husband.
• Wallace got mad when we left him alone at home for a couple of hours and ripped up the crappiest McCrapped-Crap diaper he could find in the garbage.
• Discovered new community at off-leash hours in Fort Greene Park.
• Lost in court to Dash's father and his shark attorney.
• Figured out how to put my tax dollars to work with free legal help.
• Served papers on aforementioned sperm donor.
• Became a yoga studio manager.  Found inner peace.
• Even in the face of idiocy and collapsing economy.
• Re-ignited my passion for blogging.