"how do you get a baby in your belly, mamae?"
"ummm...a man and a woman have sex when they love each other, and the sperm and the egg come together to make a baby."
I know the books talk about this, but nothing can prepare you for the day your child asks these questions. Especially when it comes apropos of nothing. As in, we were just getting home, I had just parked, and had done nothing more than innocently suggest that we exit from the vehicle and go into the apartment to have dinner. Nothing sexy or spermy about that, right?
Unless you're about to be six years old, apparently.