11.28.2009

Things the kids learn when 19-year-old Aunt Gabi moves in with us...

Stoner face.

Sweet-ass car.

Mackin' on the ladies.

Big-ass car.

Turd-face.

How to make and eat S'mores - long overdue lesson, as far as I'm concerned.
How to be the Pack Leader. Exercise, discipline, affection. In that order.
First one downstairs in the morning controls a.m. television - SpongeBob or VH1? Who will win today?
Twilight Saga, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson.
How to search YouTube for funny animal videos - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3sX30NubTs
How to get your little brother to cover his face in toothpaste while he's sleeping. By putting paste on his innocent, little sleeping fingers and then tickling his face with the corner of a blanket.
That if they ask enough times, Mamae will cave on basically anything.
That they aren't the only ones who have to clean their room.
That there's nothing better than having family around.

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